Total Medals Earned: 1,263 (From 185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,720 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Finish the game
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/34 (10/500 points)
Beat level 1
Use a health kit
Complete Competitive Mode
Beat level 1 in 2-Players mode
Use 5 health kits in one game session
Beat the first boss in level 5
Finish the secret level
Finish 2-Players Mode
Defeat the second boss
Unlock 2-Players Mode
Finish 2-Player Mode with both players about to die
Collect 5 health kits in one game session
Finish the game in noob style
You so love it
Save the game 100 times!
Defeat the rock boss (third boss)
Defeat the last boss in any difficulty
Find the first and easiest secret of Acrade Mode
Finish the game in player style
Finish Competitive Mode with a player getting 10 or more points
Unlock Competitive Mode
Find the second secret in Arcade Mode
Get the three blue stars in the secret level
Finish the game in 1-life mode (OMG i can't believe it!)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (65/65 points)
Use a chainsaw
3x dead
First time dead
Completing a level without accident
Help Harry find his way home
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.